Buying
The bathroom fixes that cost almost nothing
The relationship between what a bathroom part costs and what it fixes is unusually weak, and it runs in both directions. These are the purchases that undo a complaint people were about to answer with a new tap, a new shower or a plumber.
By Jean-Benoit Buisson
Five parts, each of which answers a complaint that usually gets an expensive answer.
Weak flow at one tap
The COOLUCK aerator set. Unscrew the old one, look at the mesh, and either soak it or replace it. Measure the old one before ordering: male and female threads of the same nominal size are different parts.
A smell with no leak
The Kirchhoff trap. The fix is depth: 50 mm of water seal is the European reference, and slimline traps buy their compactness partly out of it. In a bathroom used rarely, that difference is the smell.
Every future job taking twice as long
The Ibergrif angle valves. Two of them under the basin, and the mains stops being involved in anything.
A hose that weeps at the nut
The Ibergrif shower hose — and before replacing it at all, try the cone seal inside the nut, which costs almost nothing and is the actual fault about half the time.
Not being able to reach the back nut
The Mannesmann water pump pliers. One rule with them: serrated jaws mark chrome permanently, so a cloth goes round anything visible.
What none of these are
A substitute for a fitting that has genuinely failed. They are the cheap explanations, tested first because they are cheap — not because they are always right.
Questions people actually ask
Is a weak tap really just the aerator?
When one tap is weak and the others are fine, it usually is. The screen collects limescale and grit, it unscrews, and it either cleans in descaler or costs a couple of euros to replace.
Why does a deeper trap fix a smell?
The trap holds a plug of water that blocks drain air. A shallow seal in a bathroom used twice a week evaporates, and the smell is the missing barrier rather than a deposit — which is why nothing poured in will fix it.
What if the fix does not work?
Then you have spent a few euros and eliminated the cheap explanation, which is worth doing before spending eighty. Each of these is also a part you will need eventually.
What is the best cheap fix?
Stopping a drip. It costs a washer or a cartridge and it stops water running continuously.
How do I improve a weak shower for nothing?
Descale the head, and the hose too. It is the cause in most cases and costs almost nothing.
What changes the look the most?
New sealant and clean grout. At this price nothing else comes close for visual improvement.
Should I buy the cheapest sealant?
No. Redoing the job is the real cost, so a slightly better product is one of the few genuine upgrades here.
What about the smell?
Cleaning the waste is free and effective. Air freshener hides a signal that something is open to the drain.
Which gadgets are worth it?
Very few. A hook where you need one and a shelf sized to what you own are worth more than anything clever.